Things I did not need to have a baby
*can you tell I am making a Goodwill pile as we speak??
*can you tell I am making a Goodwill pile as we speak??
A bathtub: Whit can barely float let alone sit. The tub and sink are just fine.
A system car seat / stroller: They are similar to a trapper keeper! They look great but just buy the notebook! Practical idea but, a big ass waste.
Newborn clothes: My kid came out ready to eat solids. Nough said!
Swaddle blankets: Meatball barely fit. We needed the beefy xxxl size of swaddle blankets.
Coats.: Have you ever tried to get a newborn in a coat? It is a legal act of torture in Singapore.
Bottle warmer: Whit takes it on the rocks with a twist of Mylicon!
Super sized momzilla undies: Really??? My normal VS's worked just fine !
Things I could not live without
Gas drops: I would bathe in them! They make my life and, more importantly, Whit’s life better.
Swaddle torture velcro blankets / Summer Infant: Whit could not break free and they come in extra large sizes for the hefty baby.
Bouncy seat: A rockin butt means a busy mom. I can actually use both of my hands and get a moment of peace.
Car seat cover: Prevents need for coat(see above).
Footie PJ’s: Have you ever seen anything sweeter? Love them. Will sob with beefcake grows out!
Earth's Best: I am not too hippie crunchy but, I do like organic food. Whit seems to enjoy each 1st food. Saves me the time/effort of being baby food Betty Crocker!
BornFree: This is the greatest company ever. They found passies when no stores had stock and even sent me a free bottle when one broke. Holy, customer service!
This cracked me up! He came out ready to eat solids! hahaha
ReplyDeleteI just tried feeding my boy squash for the first time today, after baking & pureeing it, and he grimaces like it's soap. Good to know earths best is good in case i need a backup.
You are hilarious! Love it and you are so right about all of it!! I must pass on!
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